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FEATURE: B-R Tonsorial Consulting Service

Posted by sean on April 1, 2015

We have an exciting feature for our users who also happen to be major league ballplayers. The new Baseball-Reference.com TCS® (Tonsorial Consulting Service) can help you decide new directions to take your hair style and/or facial hair without having to take the time to grow the hair first.

This bespoke service starts at $1,000/hour, but as a special introduction we have made a limited package available on Baseball-Reference.com. For today only, our online tonsorial tools will appear below the player images on Baseball-Reference.com allowing you, our hirsute clientele, to try a tiny sample from our follicular library for free. So give "The Gamble", "The Rollie", or "The Wilson" a try today, and if you like what you see, our team of Brooklyn-based salespeople will be visiting your clubhouse soon to sign you up for the full TCS®.

SR TCS is the brainchild of Mike Kania (@zempf).

Disclaimer: Sports Reference is not responsible for any clubhouse conflict this causes among the New York Yankees.

Disclaimer: TCS® may not work with some older versions of Internet Explorer.

Warning: Do not mock TCS®.

12 Responses to “FEATURE: B-R Tonsorial Consulting Service”

  1. Dr. Doom Says:

    Happy 4/1!

  2. db Says:

    Fun!

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